This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he fucked my hip out of place.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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