can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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