we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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