Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
