i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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