Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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