So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
