what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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