Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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