Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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