Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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