guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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