New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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