dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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