can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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