Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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