So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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