Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize