Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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