Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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