Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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