the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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