it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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