after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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