Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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