She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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