It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
