Can Purell be used as lube?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
