I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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