I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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