I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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