she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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