I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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