For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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