so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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