I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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