is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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