It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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