I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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