I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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