He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
