Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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