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(513): View more from Ohio

K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?

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(847): View more from Illinois

so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

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(815): View more from Illinois

come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.

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(347): View more from New York

Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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(303): View more from Colorado

They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us

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(231): View more from Michigan

I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do

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(303): View more from Colorado

Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.

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