Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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