I wish you could order shots online.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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