You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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