I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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