If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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