haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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