i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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