Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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