Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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