Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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