I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
the raccoons are back...
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